In an effort to save the world so that my spawn can actually live to his or her life expectancy, I'm planning on using and promoting gDiapers. They are really cool diapers with a reusable, washable outer shell, and flushable, biodegradable insert. In fact, you can even compost them (the wet ones, at least)! Americans throw away 50 million disposable diapers a year -- what a waste! Happy Earth Day, Belchigator! You're going to be a gDiaper baby!